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Men are pricks and women are pussys |
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| It?s no secret that men and women think differently.Indulge me as I make fun of this.SCENARIO: Couple holds hands and kisses in public.Guy?s take: "Awesome, she?s feeling me, wouldn?t be long now..."Girl?s take: "He?s so sweet, he has no problems showing affection in public"
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SCENARIO: Couple is in the mall looking at big screen TVs.Guy?s take: "Wow, she?s likes big screen TVs, I wonder if she likes football?"Girl?s take: "We?re looking at TVs, is he trying to tell me is ready to commit?SCENARIO: Guy buys his girlfriend some jewelry.Guy?s take: "I?m definitely getting some ass tonight"Girl?s take: "He really does love me!"
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SCENARIO: Couple goes to see romantic movie.Guy?s take: "Hey, I thought this movie had nudity in it!"Girl?s take: "I hope he?s taking notes, the guy in this movie is SUCH a sweetheart!"SCENARIO: A guy?s best disapproves of his girl, and a girl?s best friend disapproves of her man.
Guy?s take: "Fuck you, you just want me to leave her ?cause you have the hots for her."Girl?s take: "Thanks for watching my back girl, I?ll leave his ass tomorrow.SCENARIO: Guy cancels date to fulfill a babysitting obligation for a relative.Guy?s take: "Goddammit kids always messing things up for me, I had my condoms and everything ready for tonight.Girl?s take: "Aww, he cares about kids...he just might be the one!"SCENARIO: Older guy dating younger woman.Guy?s take: "Nothing like young, unwrinkled pussy." |
| Guy?s take: "Nothing like young, unwrinkled pussy."Girl?s take: "Finally a mature guy that can handle my needs."SCENARIO: Guy buys a Valentine?s Day card for his girlfriend.Guy?s take: "This should shut her?up while I watch the game tonight."Girl?s take: "Where the fuck is the jewelry?"SCENARIO: Girl buys her man a tie for his birthday.Guy?s take: "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?Strangle myself?"Girl?s take: "That?s what you get for eyeing that girl in the restaurant on our 3 month anniversary."SCENARIO: Couple about to have sex for the first time.Guy?s take: "I swear it?s about time, note to self, a prostitute is actually cheaper and less trouble."Girl?s take: "What a wonderful way to express our love for each other." |
| Girl?s take: "What a wonderful way to express our love for each other." |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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