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| ok, as you may have guessed by the title, the hair is indeed purple.unfortunately it is not punk purple, purple haze, ultra violet or anything remotely interesting.no folks, i look like your grandma.?and not your cool rockin grandma, more like the one that doesn't speak english, wears support hose rolled to her ankles and goes out in her curlers.is it?better than waking up looking like ronald mcdonald, which is what i used to be with the red?dunno.but that is why i haven't updated the profile pic since the big day out.oh, and heres a poser for anyone else who has misspent time all over their hands.is masturbating while in a relationship cheating -even if it's only with yourself?i dont mean the joint effort that can be an?interesting prelude to the main event.?i mean the i wake up half hour after he leaves the morning after the main event and greet the morning in a "happy way" kind of effort.Am i going to hell?and here's another.why can 2 people look in the same mirror at the same time and see different things?i get the rods and cones and bouncing off retina perspective- but doesn't it blow you out to think that the mirror actually does have two (or more) faces?- is the mirror going to hell?why do i type such crap and put it online so that people who dont even know me can think i am a total tosser, and those that do can avoid me (or at least avoid shaking my hand before 0900)?what drives a person to type something (sober, at 0930) they would probably never say aloud, even after 12 pints and an e? |
| what drives a person to type something (sober, at 0930) they would probably never say aloud, even after 12 pints and an e?ok, maybe after 12 pints and an e, but not after 5 pints, maybe, well?- you get my point.why did i spend 2 days reading the old curiosity shop (again) and still cry when little nell died?it's not like it was a surprise or anything.she died last time i read it.i dont think she's going to hell.why do i have a tv when i steadfastly refuse to turn it on, just on principle?ok, i bought it for the junkie when i bought the house back from the botherer, so he could lie on the lounge drinking my beer while i was at work, but why do i still have it?it is an ugly black hole on my wall, and sometimes i swear it follows me around with it's little rotor arm - looking at me. tv can go to hell.why do we have uni holidays and school holidays at the same time?i cant go anywhere without seeing little twerps everywhere.can we just round them up and fence them off for two weeks in the interests of public um, interest?little kids-hell.im bored.why am i writing this crap when i should have stopped before i started??i think i just answered my own question.fuck this, im going to work.or hell. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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